mandag 18. mai 2009

Ting tar tid (sorry)

Jo, alle gleder seg til å beskue de skandaløse bildene og smått flaue historiene fra TGA V09. Enkelte har sågar purret en fremdriftsplan. Redaktøren kan ikke annet enn å beklage. Det er neppe relevant å skylde på nedskjæringer i budsjetter eller redusert bemanning på grunn av finanskrise, redaktøren har rett og slett ikke anledning til å redaktere på heltid. Det kan derfor ennå ta en stund før turen blir veldokumentert på disse nettsider, smør dere med tålmodighet. I mellomtiden må dere heller fingre med clearingen på delregning.no, evt flire av følgende innsendte bidrag fra en av våre faste lesere:

After 15 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counseling. When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been together. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jac-queline to stand, tore open her blouse with buttons flying every-where, ripped her bra off, starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts fondled them, and kissed them passionately. A side glance at her husband he then puts his hand up her skirt rips her G-String off and fondles her wildly while her husband Mark watched with raised eyebrows and mouth open.

Jacqueline flushed, tries to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a total daze. The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand? 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?' Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, on my way to the golf course.'

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